Saturday, April 19, 2008

I forgot how fun it was to have a sleepover. It's been ages (Perhaps half a year, more) since I had my last one. In part, I think it's because I've grown, and the idea of sleeping, being unshowered, and hanging out is somewhat revolting- I absouletly hate the feeling of being unwashed in your clothes you slept in/wore the way before.

Even though currently I am in such a position. I should shower soon.

But, I also forgot how fun it was to stay up into the wee hours of the morning and watch god awful movies. Namely, "Breaker! Breaker!" starring CHUCK NORRIS. Now, I have never been a big chuck Norris woman- until I began to watch his movies.

They're absoueltly dreadful. Which is absouletly fun!

In Breaker Chuck Norris is a truck driver, who's little brother is stolen by these werid sadist-old men in a small town in California. SO Chuck (Or JD as he's called) has to fight a big polish guy, then go after them, and gets to the town and the retarted guy likes him but his brother tries to crush him in the car compactor, and norris is arrested, and for like, 10 miniutes hes being told he's being killed, and his face DOES NOT CHANGE. AT ALL. He dosen't even blink! Then Norris has random sex, the woman's child runs away, she somehow calls other truckers to breaker-breaker's side. Norris is shot, and so is the retarted kid, and this guy tells him his brothers in the barn, so Norris runs clutching his stomach, but, when the final battle comes- his shot wound is gone! Also, while he's beating this really creepy cop who felt up a boy, Norris's truck buddys destory the town with their 18-wheelers.

Then the towns destoryed and burning and Chuck drives away with his probably sicken, and almost dead brother.

:D We Also watched a ton of other movies. Yet, there's something so satisfactory in -bad- movies.

Up next? Lone Wolf McQuad and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter :D

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