BATTLE SENARIOs

Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris in a cage- WHO WINS?

Bruce Lee definietly because Chuck Norris, at the height of his career, never knew all there was to know about martial arts.

Bruce Lee Vs. Chuck Norris AND Jackie Chan in a cage- WHO WINS?

I think bruce lee still, because Jackie Chan would just find a way to escape, and Chuck Norris would follow him, because a roundhouse kick,whilist deadly, isn't all that effective sometimes.

Now, what about...

Chuck Norris vs. Hellen Keller in a cage- WHO WINS?

I think Chuck Norris because 1. Hellen keller wouldn't be to great at smack talk and 2. She'd be constantly trying to find her way out.

Chuck Norris vs. Hellen Keller AND Charizard

Def. kell and Char. I mean, come on, he's a 7-foot tall pokemon who breaths fire... and well she can control him. Pokemon can't control themselves.

Or...

Chuck Norris and SEABISICUT vs. Geogre Bush and non-exisstant WMD.

... I think it's about even. Though Bush could prolly. ride seabiscut because he IS horse and Bush is from Texas... then again, Chuck norris could roundhouse kick bush, and Seabiscut could throw him off onto the WMD that dosen't exsist and he might have to die in shame.

Ok I'm done now.

Just think about these... you know you want to.